Sunday, October 26, 2008

Baby Ban

When Jerel and I first got married he had something like 87 pictures of Sadie on his refrigerator. (Plus his other nieces and nephews, but since she's oldest she had the most.) When I moved in I put up a few pictures of my family and Jerel said "What are you doing? That's where pictures of MY nieces and nephews go." So we had a chat about sharing and he eventually conceded that it might be okay if pictures of my nieces and nephews were included as well.

After some discussion concerning whose pictures would be on top and who would have more I finally came up with our current system. Each niece/nephew has an 8x8 page with their name on it and only the pictures that fit on that square go on the fridge. Jerel picks the pictures he wants and I pick the ones I want. As for placement we went with oldest to youngest, top to bottom. Jerel claims that's a bad plan because it means I have more on the top than he does...but for the most part it's working for us.

As you can see in the picture of our fridge here, there is only enough room for 2 more kids. Amy & Ryan are expecting and we recently found out Theresa & Josh are expecting as well. At first I thought we would simply have to ban the rest of you from further procreation. But that seemed a little too Chinese-governmentesque so I've come up with an alternative solution that I think will work quite nicely.

I would hate to limit the expansion of anyone's family, so I thought I would generously allow you to have more children, but the next sibling to conceive will need to buy us a larger refrigerator to accomodate our need for more picture-posting space. It is the only fair solution. I found one online, KitchenAid - Architect Series II 29.7 Cu. Ft. Built-In Side-by-Side Refrigerator, that I think would work quite nicely. It measures 4' by about 7' so that should give us room for plenty more nieces and nephews. It costs around $7900, but can you really put a price on children?

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Attack of the Killer Frogs

Several months ago I had a nightmare about frogs. It wasn't long but I woke up Jerel because I was yelling for help. In my dream there were frogs stuck to my hand and I was trying to yell for help but no sound would come out. The dream wasn't scary because of the frogs it was scary because I needed help but I couldn't yell.

In the morning I told Jerel why I was yelling and he thought it was pretty funny. That day I got home from work and pulled into the garage and saw a poster Jerel had hung on the door that goes from the garage into the house. It was a picture of a frog with one of those big red circles with a line through it and it said "No Frogs Allowed." He thought he was pretty funny.

When Tabitha and Richard came to visit they saw this poster and I explained it to them and they too saw this hidden humor in the situation. A little while later I got a book about frogs in the mail from my dear sister. Then when I went up to Bremerton this weekend for my uncle's funeral they had a birthday part for me and the cake had a big frog on it. My mom got me a frog windchime as a gift and Richard thought it was pretty funny to call me Frogger the whole time.

I am still at a loss as to why this frog nightmare is so funny to everyone!

Anyway, the real reason for my visit was to attend my uncle Curt's funeral. He was only 56 but had been sick for a long time. It was a really busy time for me at work but I put in lots of extra hours so that I could leave at noon on Friday to get up there in time for the 4 o'clock service. About halfway there I-5 turned into a parking lot and a call to Jerel revealed there had been an accident and the backup extended 13 miles. I was very disappointed that I would miss the funeral but figured at least I'd make it there in time for the family dinner at 6pm. By the time I arrived at the church at almost 7 everyone was packing up to leave so I ate cold lasagna in the kitchen and then headed over to Rick's house for my birthday party. (Note: Rick is my brother, Richard is my sister Tabitha's boyfriend, in case it gets confusing.)

When I got to Rick's house with Eve & Monroe in tow (for some reason the kids are always dying to ride in my car) there was a man there playing an accordian. I guess he is my uncle's son. He was raised by his mother and a stepfather so I have never met him before, nor had most of the family until the funeral. He played the accordian pretty much the entire time. There were at least 20 people there and Rick's house is really just not big enough to accomodate a birthday party and an accordian conert (consisting mostly of repeated versions of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything) at the same time.

Regardless, it was a fun party and I got lots of nice presents, so thanks everyone!

To see all the pictures from this visit to Bremerton visit http://www.flickr.com/photos/28030935@N06/sets/72157607766447371/show/

The Brighton Happy Home Visits Portland

Jerel's sister Karee and her husband Dave brought their family to visit in September. Dave is a big BYU Football fan and they came up to go to the BYU vs. UW game in Seattle. It was such a fun visit!

We went to the Tillamook Cheese factory out on the Oregon Coast and watched them making cheese and then had a nice lunch (complete with Tillamook Ice Cream for dessert) before heading back home. I think by the end of the trip Isaac could tell you that cheese was made from milk and milk came from cows, but mostly they just had fun watching the cheese go along the conveyor belts and such.

We planned on visiting the Portland Children's Museum but it was closed that week for maintenance or something so instead we went to a children's museum down in Salem. Ellie's favorite was the bubble room where you could make really huge bubbles, or you could just use the bubble wands to get bubbles all over yourself and end up a sticky happy girl. She chose the latter. Isaac and Uncle Jerel went in the inventor's room and used recycled materials (aka trash) to build a rocket ship. Isaac is a big fan of rockets and now we can say Jerel is a rocket scientist.

Friday morning Isaac and Ellie came to my work (Oregon Gymnastics Academy) for gymnastics classes. Isaac wanted to be a big boy and go to two classes so he was with me for both of my morning classes. He does gymnastics in Utah but hasn't gone to one without his mom before. He did a great job! I thought he might be timid and shy but he jumped right in and was one of the braver ones in the class. I was so proud of him! My favorite part was that he called me "teacher Mandy" the whole time. Ellie went to a mom-n-me class with Karee. She was adorable in her little leotard and she seemed to have fun. I didn't get to see her do much since I was teaching my own classes, but it was fun to have them at the gym.

After gymnastics we headed up to Seattle. We got to Pike's Place Market just as it was shutting down. Dave wanted to see them throwing the fish, but since it was closing up all we saw them toss was a crab. I wish we had had more time there. I love outdoor markets and wandering around just looking at all the things people are selling. I'm glad I don't work on Saturdays anymore because Portland has a great outdoor market and I haven't been able to go for a couple years now.

Saturday morning we headed to Husky Stadium for the football game. Even though I went to BYU I'd never been to a game before. Karee & Dave got Jerel and I blue BYU t-shirts so we would look like good BYU fans. It was fun to be there. We were sitting with lots of other BYU fans and it was great being in the middle of all the excited Mormons! The marching band (which I believe is the most important part of any football game) played the BYU fightsong during their pre-game show and I even tried to sing along. I do okay except that I'm always the one throwing my fist up for the "rah rah rah" at the wrong time so I just skipped that part this time. Even Isaac knows all the words!

I think I must be a good luck charm because BYU has won every single game I've ever attended. It's a pretty strong record as long as you ignore the fact that this was the only game I've ever been to. Anyway, we had lots of fun and BYU winning made the ride home much more fun for everyone.

The Brightons joined us for Sacrament meeting Sunday afternoon where our bishop was amazed at how much my sister and I look alike (meaning me and Karee, who are not sisters at all) and then they headed out on their long drive home. It was so fun to have them here. In the past we've only seen them when the whole family is around and Isaac has been too shy to talk to us. It was great listening to him chatter away in his tiny little voice. Ellie was such a sweetie I wanted to keep her here forever. And Karee & Dave were so nice to plan our activities around my work schedule so that I could be involved. We had a great time & hope they will come visit us again.

To see all the pictures from their visit go to http://www.flickr.com/photos/28030935@N06/sets/72157607353536625/show/

B-town Basher & Shipperturtle

Shortly after we got back from our big trip two of my nephews came to stay the week with us. Asher (whose Wii name is B-town Basher) and Mason (who is Shipperturtle). They are 9 and 7. A friend of mine told me all the fun free things to do with kids around town so we had lots to do.

We did crafts and lunch at a park every day, visited the Portland Children's Museum, explored Pittock Mansion, had dinner at Out of This World Pizza (a pizza place where they have big play structures and bouncy houses and a climbing wall and all kinds of other things), and then the boys spent a day at day camp at Oregon Gymnastics Academy where they got to take a field trip to Oaks Park (an amusement park). We sent them each with $20 and the coaches told me they had both spent it all before lunch so someone had to buy food for them to eat...silly boys.
Anyway, we had lots of fun having the boys here. They are both so energetic and fun and happy all the time.